Emily Rayne

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

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  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

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